so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
I will one day get this post to 1000 notes by reblogging it 999 times
effective feminism is realizing that every struggle is not your own and that you can’t always relate
you can always provide support and solidarity
but sometimes you gotta realize
that it’s not about you right now
Songs of desperation
I played them for you
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[arrives in the winter with shorts and flip-flops] reverse racism is just as bad as being in the KKK
[pauses Macklemore song] why aren’t there scholarships for white men
[adjusts fedora, pausing my little pony episode] women use sex against men because it’s the only asset they have