lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.
Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.
This is why Pink has been my hero since I was 12.
07/23/14 - Hunter Pence and the Phillies Phanatic goof off before the game
iconic moments in history: 6000 people waiting in line for hall h saw a helicopter land on a yacht, turned to the person next to them, and said “haha, it’s probably tony stark” and it fucking was