January 2012
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I can tell you I love you as many times as you can stand to hear it, but all it...
– Life as a House (via colourmegreenwich)
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gregotash:
“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”
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Send me a team and I'll list who I'd fuck from...
blametaryn:
oh okay we are so doing this right now
I want FMDs too. You guys should share :D
My dash is full of whoreness right now.
And I like it.
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STFU, Conservatives: No, Virginia, there is no... →
cognitivedissonance:
Newt Gingrich’s foray into the presidential race was almost adorable at first, but now, he’s just grating, particularly after today’s whining about not being on the primary ballot in his home state of Virginia. His campaign failed to meet the requirement of…
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You guys, I'm so tiiiired and I don't wanna have...
I also don’t want to shave my legs, but if I’m gonna wear this dress, I should probably make that happen.
Exhausted with razors. This could end poorly.
youvegotasmile:
everybody on facebook: check out my iphone!!!!! check out my new macbook!!!!!! check out my ipad!!!!!!! check out my new 78 inch tv!!!!!!!
me: check out my socks
This is how you know I’m an old lady: I fucking love getting socks and undies for Christmas.
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TRUTH
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
lol, now I feel like I should take those pictures with the camera I’ll be getting, just to be an asshole
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mom: what do you want for christmas?
me: naya rivera naked in my bed
mom: what
me: i said socks
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