October 2011
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I've come to the conclusion that no one at...
ponywithafez:
banana-bruises:
kelleysaurus-rex:
I once read that if you want to attract a guy in a bar all you have to do it make eye contact and then act like your giving a bj to a beer bottle. Really Cosmo? REALLY?
totally subtle. points for that.
HEY YOU
YEAH YOU WITH THE DICK
‘SUP BABY
See, this is why I gave you your own damn tag.
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C.J. Wilson pitched poorly because ...
nosebleedhooligans:
He doesn’t want a $100 million raise. That would be selling out.
LMAO. Okay, seriously, I love Ceej. I love Ceej a lot. But he’s a Ranger. So no.
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omfg the #HipsterCJWilson tag on Twitter
I am dying.
“CJ Wilson is pitching poorly to avoid bending to the will of his corporate masters.”
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You know you're in deep shit when your best hitter...
nosebleedhooligans:
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Apparently Kelly Shoppach woke up this morning and...
And he did it.
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My dash is dead. I can only assume this is because...
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3-0 Rays!
Watching Shoppach run is hilarious, though.
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Johnny Daaaamon 2 run HR!
I might liveblog a good chunk of this game.
I don’t even care.
September 2011
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Ali Bumgarner's mom retweeted my tweet about her.
I feel really cool right now, no lie.
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Spell your full name without an...
dumbledoreknits:
ashleylouwhovian:
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pinksunglassesanddaltonties:
kurttany:
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out good.
Hahaha, I have more name left than anyone else so far. And actual words! :D
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The following is not mathematically rigorous, since the events of yesterday...
– NATE SILVER, The New York Times, “Bill Buckner Strikes Again” (via inothernews)
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hipsteribanezfan:
i can’t wait to go to school tomorrow and have an attitude like
and have my friends go “what happened to ~YOU~ last night that you’re so happy?”
and i’ll be like
BASEBALL FUCKING HAPPENED
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OMFG BASEBALL I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT
Red Sox lose on Crawford’s dropped ball. Rays win on Evan Longoria’s 2nd HR of the night.
Rays in the postseason!
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Well I guess I have to start caring about school...
fuckyeahjeredweaver:
And about college……..
and about life……
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Holy fuck, the Rays aren't done fighting quite...
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catindigamajig:
I might become a college dropout due to sheer laziness.
Holy shit.
I know that feel. Oh god, how I know it.
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My apartment smells like vomit. WTF.
Seriously, I don’t know why/where it’s coming from. Gonna have to bust out the Febreze all up in this biaaaatch.
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You can protest about how Obama's a socialist and...
stfuconservatives:
But until you are beat up on the street by “peacekeepers” and have a very literal knee on your neck you are not a revolutionary.
-Joe
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Boredom. Pick a number or five!
mattycantfail:
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest facebook message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What’s your strangest talent?
8) Girls…....
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Look up what the #1 song was on the day you were... →
ponywithafez:
bestof71:
piggy-patronus-no-parents:
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caprotti:
I’ll Make Love to You - Boyz II Men
Hero by Mariah Carey
I will always Love You- Whitney Houston
omg
Gangsta’s Paradise
OMG
One More Try - George Michael.
If I’d been born a year earlier it would’ve been U2…
The Flame - Cheap Trick
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