I want to eat pizza rolls off of Ian Kinsler’s body
July 2012
trying to coin a term
for a certain kind of man (let’s be real, it is almost always men), usually a 20s or younger one, who thinks that every conversation you have with someone needs to be Important. They don’t want to talk to you about the weather or where the free sandwiches are or why the bus is so late, they want to talk about their Important Thoughts on science and philosophy! Naturally, this results in opportunities for mansplaining on their favorite topic. You also can’t get away from this person or change the conversation topic, they’ll just insist that if you’ll listen to them you’ll understand them properly and find the topic interesting.
thoughts?
hm any suggestions?
C.J. Wilson
June 2012
PRODUCTIVE OUTS: Mike Trout: America's Greatest Threat →
productiveouts.com
Each year, as the birthday of our great nation approaches, I like to take stock of our national pastime. Baseball is as strong as ever: attendance is up across the country, PEDs have been completely eradicated, and Roger Clemens, the True Yankee (and Red Sock and Blue Jay and Astro) was acquitted…
i just imagined girardi having sex and i actually cringed omfg
i could have gone my whole life without imagining that
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
if I ever date a famous person and you keep this blog on the down low…you will most definitely get his nudes
Ian Kinsler in my recommended videos on Youtube.
Youtube, stop reminding me of my treasonous thoughts.
