fuck boxes of chocolates that don’t have the template that tells you what’s inside of each one eating those chocolates is like playing minesweeper

actual bros
runs around screaming crime family au
godammit heather. goddammit trouty. goddammit tyler. goddammit EVERYTHING.

Why spend hundreds of dollars on a Joe Mauer jersey when you can do this instead?
(Source: @rowast, Via: @ProductiveOuts)
GODDAMMIT ROBERT I TOLD YOU I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE THIS. So naturally you send it to Productive Outs and it ends up on my dash and I hate you D:


Jeremy Affeldt
My favorite magical creature
Well that’s not fair.

Tim Lincecum gives Clayton Kershaw a noogie on this upcoming ESPN Magazine cover shot. The issue comes out later this week.
(Image via SFGate/ESPN Magazine)
oh son of a bitch. I want this.

It’s 80 degrees in SoCal right now. I need to get out of here.