I have no idea what's going on...

sportsgurrrrl28:

Bochy: How does the uhh socks look?

posted 1 day ago via crimsonkitty · © sportsgurrrrl28 with 25 notes

#ugly crying #affeldt in high socks i definitely signed up for this would sign up again #magical creature

madbum/affeldt love

posted 4 weeks ago via tealrallythong · © busterposy with 220 notes

#literally crying #fave bromance #ilu maddy #magical creature

radiantm:

posted 1 month ago via crimsonkitty · © radiantm with 166 notes

#i cried and my tears were blood #ilu maddy #magical creature

sfgiantsgirl19:

here’s some bubble wrap for you

instructions for use

wrap every inch of yourself in it so you don’t get injured ever again

posted 1 month ago via sfgiantsgirl19 with 40 notes

#p much #magical creature

lincecumownsmyheart:

Jeremy Affeldt being well, Jeremy Affeldt =P

posted 1 month ago via crimsonkitty · © bayareasportsguy.com with 41 notes

#you're such an ass #magical creature

lincecumownsmyheart:

Affeldt recaps his role in the Classic

posted 2 months ago via lincecumownsmyheart with 4 notes

#let's not talk about the inhuman wail i just let out #i am sexually attracted to your eyeteeth #magical creature

noribnodotnoproblem:

crimsonkitty:

lincecumownsmyheart:

Jeremy Affeldt

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING YOU DUMB BUTT

Somewhere Dave Groeschner is seeing these and crying in relief that he didn’t get tetanus from the back of that truck thing or something equally ridiculous.

^ Seriously. Affeldt, you get hurt just standing there, What on God’s green earth made you think it was a good idea to crawl on things?

posted 2 months ago via noribnodotnoproblem · © lincecumownsmyheart with 49 notes

#stop before you die or something #magical creature