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THIS IS A THING THAT JUST HAPPENED

My brother just walked into my room, shoved a hundred dollars in the douchebag jar and stated, “Y’know what? On sandy terrain, crocs seem really comfortable. And y’know what else? I listened to Nickelback’s song ‘Photograph’ while working out the other day. So fuck you.”

National_Pastime (by bryrye)
The Giants opened this season with Cain as a major question mark. He was embarking on the last year of his contract and a top talking point was whether the Giants could keep him in the fold, since they still had to deal with Lincecum and Madison Bumgarner. Those fears went unfounded when, hours before the season opened, Cain signed a six-year $127 million contract, making him the highest paid righthanded pitcher in baseball history.
Some critics questioned the wisdom of the move. No one was questioning it on Wednesday night.
It is a Vulcan word meaning Brother, Lover, and Friend.
When I mentioned that to my buddies here one of them said, “You should tell that to the Supernatural fandom.”

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
how did I get here